March 2012
radiobread2:
the best drunk story i have was like a year ago i was trashed and this guy offered to drive me home because i was getting sloppy and then when he pulled over outside my house i was like “thank you you’re the best person ever” and started making out with him then i basically was giving the gearshift a handjob for like 5 minutes before i realized otherwise
“Sometimes I get a little sad, and I feel like being alone. Then I talk to my cat...”
– James Franco (via stellablu)
February 2012
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